Discovering eSRO!

Create a kick ass story of how you found eSRO! I'll start
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Interesting Story:
I was walking on the boulevard of broken dreams, when the city slept. Then a banana fell from the sky, so obviously a monkey came and picked it up. This monkey was the missing link of monkeys and humans, that Darwin mentioned, so he could talk. He was about to tell me something, but then 10 ninjas came out of nowhere! We were like "HOLY CRAP!", but I knew I could beat them. Because I'm awesome!... Anyway, Where was I?.. Oh Yeah! the 10 ninjas, right. Ok, it turns out they were filming the movie "Silkroad, The Movie", obviously, me and the mo-man or hum-ckey (combination of human and monkey) were like "HOLY CRAP!", [again]. Then my good friend John Dread came out of nowhere, and said the best thing that anyone has ever told me! John Dread said: "eSRO". Finally me and the monkey became best friends, and waited for the opening of Silkroad "Happily ever after".

yes I read this story at the esro forum ;D its weird but funny